Malditos brazos chuecos de mujer
Pee
Cookie: So what does it taste like?
Mango: You should be able to tell me.
Cookie: I am talking about your pee.
Mango: I was talking about my kisses.
Mango
Mango: *rubs his eyes*
Cookie: Aww, you’re rubbing your eyes so much, is it because of the candy??
Mango: No…
Cookie: Ok
Mango: Do you think I need more?
Cookie: More…eyes???
Mango: More CANDY
Cookie: Oh! err…yes! definitely
Calor de Marzo
Me sudan las pechugas loco, como que se arma todo un microclima culiao debajo de ellas y hay cataratas de sudor rodando hacia mi guata :’(
Found some good luck today!
Sometimes things bought on a whim serve an unknown purpose
:’(
Tumblr no me deja vestirme y salir :’(
Esta es la foto de mi que más me gusta en la vida :narcisismo mode on: extraño tener el pelo largo y morado :< ni idea donde está la original con toda su hermosa resolución.
Argh!
Come on Migrationsverket, I need to get laid soon! D:<
Esos días reconchasdesumadre…
En que te querís quedar callá porque sabes que cualquier weá que se te ocurra decir no la estai diciendo realmente tu, la está diciendo tu renovación endométrica hija de la gran puta.
Size of an Ocean
- In 1997, I got internet at my grandma’s house, in Chile.
- In 1998, five guys from the UK formed a band.
- In 2000 I met a guy on Megatokyo’s IRC chatroom, who recommended the band Opeth.
- In 2003 I joined a Chilean Opeth Forum.
- In 2005 I followed the link on a forum user’s signature which lead me to his Fotolog, and there was a video of a band. I liked that band and I listened to it for 5 years.
- In 2010 the band released a new album, the 6th of September. I had nobody to talk to about it, the only ones who knew the band were always busy, so I looked for someone that I could talk about it with on Last.FM.
- In 2010, by the end of September, I met a guy from Sweden who liked the band. I immediately liked him.
- In 2011, the 4th of February, I landed in Sweden and me and the Swedish guy met. We started our relationship then.
- In 2011, the 25th of February, in Sweden, we were watching the band’s DVD and talking about how he should get a tattoo of their logo, and that we should go see them live. That same night we heard the band had split up.
- In 2011, the 1st of August, the Swedish guy got a tattoo of that band, in Chile, while he was visiting me.
- In 2012, the 25th of January, I’m moving in with the Swedish guy.
- In 2011, by December the 16th, the five guys from the UK are still not back together and we hope they work it out someday. Can’t help but love Oceansize. We are their fans, we are cunts.
Adele
- I've only heard a couple of songs from her and I kinda like her music, but at the risk of getting flamed here, are all of her songs about being the typical woman who thinks her man is the world to her and making him the source of her happiness only to then find out he was a jerk whom she had empowered to later destroy her? I like the whole heartbreak/anger in her songs but if all her songs are like that...I will pass.
Roccs
I woke up on the floor of an apartment I had never been to. It must have been summer because I didn’t feel cold even though the glass door to the balcony was open and a breeze was making the curtains flutter. My initial instinct was to crawl to the balcony where I found a pot with a small plant in it. This plant was different than any plant I had seen before, it was truly alive, as in it was actually moving and breathing. I could feel drops of water surface through tiny holes which made the plant look dry only to become green and full a few seconds later. It grew it shrank, it crawled as well. I couldn’t understand why the plant was so lively but at the same time I knew it was dying and I knew I had to transplant it. I dug my hands into the dirt and trying to preserve as much of the roots as I could I pulled it out of the pot. I found many roots and bulbs that seemed to belong to other plants that had been there before, but as I approached the bottom of the pot I started to find rocks. The more I dug the more rocks I found, and I never seemed to reach an end. When I put them out of the pot they grew to the size of a human skull and I piled them up until I grew tired.
The plant tangled on the balcony’s railings and that directed my attention to what was below the building. It was a beach that looked as if a tsunami had just passed over it, leaving shellfish and rocks everywhere, rocks that were exactly like the ones I had pulled out of the pot. I then grabbed the rocks and started throwing them down the building. Right after I had thrown a couple I noticed that there were people down at the beach, playing on the small ponds that formed on the uneven sands and rocks, and I didn’t want to hit them. The rocks seemed to shrink as they reached the water below, but I was still scared for the children. I tried very carefully not to hit them but they moved towards the rocks and were getting hit sometimes. They glared up at me and I began to get angry, and I felt it was unfair they wouldn’t let me get rid of the rocks, so I just threw them all without any consideration to the children’s fate.
The dream became blurry after the owners of the apartment showed up, but the meaning this dream has is very clear to me.
